" lily pad "

 [ "lily pad" ]

1: The act of making an Island of Toilet Paper in a person's toilet then taking a crap on top of it. This leaves the your heep of crap to smolder above the water and really stink up the bathroom.

  * e.g.,  ... " I went to Griffin's house and Pulled a Lily pad." 

 [ "lily pad" ]

1: A safe landing spot when jumping off out of a tough situation. Frogs jump from pad to pad to avoid being eaten.

  * e.g.,  ... Jumping to a better job, to a different relationship, to a different living situation, all are jumping to a different lily pad. 

 [ "lily pad" ]

1: The act of using your pointer and middle finger, extended and held locked together, to swipe over another man's testicles to cause great pain. The proper lily pad is performed with great gusto, and the finger tips should only lightly graze the target's sack causing an extensive, lingering and explosive pain.

  * e.g.,  ... In order to make his first presentation as stressful as possible, Il Duderino gave the Big Ragu a brutal lily pad in the hall. 

 [ "Lily Pad" ]

1: A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.

  * e.g.,  ... The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad. 

 [ "on that lily pad" ]

1: On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana. Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan

  * e.g.,  ... Why are you're eyes so red?? I'm on that lily pad real bad (laughs) 

 [ "lily padding" ]

1: going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame. 

 [ "Lily Pad" ]

1: The female equivalent of a bachelor pad

  * e.g.,  ... Hootie: Do you want to go get drinks at the bar? 

 [ "lily pads" ]

1: I love you.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: lily pads 

 [ "Lily padding" ]

1: When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding. 

 [ "Lily pad" ]

1: Stuff that frogs hop on

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Oi man did you see dat Lily Pad over dere m8? Person 2: Ya I think dat froggie was hoppin all over it!